I know it’s been done and you are all probably thinking of the obvious ways to terrify the young and inexperienced boys. Inexperienced, because lets face it no matter how old, nor how many girlfriends he had a boy will always be a boy thus inexperienced. Girls may lead them to believe that girls are the weaker sex through clumsy behaviour, ditsy comments and silly giggles but girls know the truth. Behind every pair of puppy eyes, behind each baby ogling, sweet smiling airhead there is a master of the hunt. Fine tuned instincts, scheming mind and an infinite drive which allows us girls to willingly use all tricks in the book- nothing too low nor to dishonest…. As long as you (boys) feel in control, see yourselves as protectors and more importantly see us as innocent- because let’s face it we are all, on some level attracted to innocence.
But back to us and scaring boys (BTW- did that do it?) here are my top ways of scaring boys please
ADD TO THEM, But let’s avoid the cheap short cuts such as I am pregs and similar:
1. Carry around a baby scrap book- for the child you will have
2. Have a life size cardboard cut out of yourself in your room and complimented extensively in the third person when asked about it such as “Isn’t she beautiful?”
3. Show up to the first date really really plastered/drunk… I mean falling off your chair pissed
4. When on the date refer to how his height/haircut/build will affect your wedding pictures “ you are a bit too tall, it will not look great in wedding pictures”
5. When you see a boy (even better if he is with his girlfriend) go up to him and say hi. Once he looks at you, puzzled ask him if he remembers you. As he gets more uncomfortable say “oh, maybe this will help” turn around – stick your butt out and whilst slapping it pretend you are being done doggy style then add: “still nothing- you were holding my hair like a pony tail…well never mind- must happen to you all the time” and walk away
6. When you are making out with a boy ask him if you can call him by a different name (e.g. BOB). He will eventually ask you who BOB, either before or after making out- at which point you reply “Bob is my dad’s name”
How else could you scare a boy?
