THE DUMBEST THINGS YOU HAVE DONE DURING PMS

This list is a list of repentance and self-flagellation. For the first time in human history I will admit to something that women everywhere have denied for centuries and that men have always suspected…YES men we girls do very dumb, irrational, emotional and at times hysterical things during our PMS. The scary bit it that it gets worst with age!

So here it goes dumbest things I have done on PMS:

1. Cried at every fucking long distance commercial, actually cried at any mildly emotional commercial

2. Called up a long lost high school fling- whose name I partially recalled, to make sure he still loved me

3. Screamed at someone for being too ______ (you fill in the gap)

4. Bought a catsuit (I am hardly 160 cm and not blessed with model physique)

5. Did something stupid, actually it was someone stupid…ooops

6. Gave myself a retarded hair colour that was initially too blond so covered it up with black. Final result green/orange

7. Managed to pick a fight with my boyfriend for being too "on time". I actually thought I could win that one…


… Shit! I should be on medication

8. Bought a plane ticket (leaving 10 hours later) to see a man that dumped me …